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A Murphy’s Law Original made for desks, offices, garages, workshops, or anywhere that could use a little professionally formatted hostility.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Murphy's Law Designs","offers":[{"title":"Basswood Price Tag 7\" x 4.5\"","offer_id":54634856415598,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1018\/1833\/5598\/files\/ChatGPTImageAug23_2026_06_41_55PM_1.png?v=1787526179"},{"product_id":"talking-to-you","title":"Talking To You","description":"\u003cp\u003eA Murphy’s Law Original built around pure conversational exhaustion. This laser-engraved basswood plaque features bold vintage-style lettering, decorative linework, and a dramatic sunburst graphic framing the phrase: “Talking to you makes me wish the sun would just fucking explode.” It’s blunt, ridiculous, and intentionally over-the-top, which is basically the whole point. Made for offices, workshops, desks, garages, or anyone whose patience has already left the building.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Murphy's Law Designs","offers":[{"title":"Basswood Plaque 4\" x 4\"","offer_id":54634859659630,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1018\/1833\/5598\/files\/sun_7eeff369-61e2-4038-9d70-4128a136dbe1.png?v=1787526846"},{"product_id":"waffle-iron-warning","title":"Waffle Iron Warning","description":"\u003cp\u003eA Murphy’s Law Original for the kind of day where every available option somehow sounds terrible. This laser-engraved wood plaque features a vintage-style waffle iron illustration paired with the line, \u003cstrong\u003e“I’d rather slam my dick in a waffle iron.”\u003c\/strong\u003e Crude, ridiculous, and intentionally over-the-top, it’s made for garages, workshops, offices, man caves, or anywhere that appreciates humor with absolutely no interest in behaving itself.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Murphy's Law Designs","offers":[{"title":"Basswood Plaque 4\" x 4\"","offer_id":54634881122670,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1018\/1833\/5598\/files\/waffle.png?v=1787527428"},{"product_id":"who-the-fuck-authorized-this","title":"Who The Fuck Authorized This?","description":"\u003cp\u003eA Murphy’s Law Original for those moments when something is so stupid, unnecessary, or badly planned that the only reasonable response is asking who approved it in the first place. 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It’s blunt, sarcastic, and made for anyone who has ever watched a bad decision unfold exactly the way they warned it would. Perfect for offices, workshops, garages, desks, or anywhere an “I told you so” deserves permanent display.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Murphy's Law Designs","offers":[{"title":"Basswood Plaque 4\" x 4\"","offer_id":54634943906158,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1018\/1833\/5598\/files\/remember.png?v=1787528339"},{"product_id":"its-always-a-f-cking-nissan-altima","title":"It's ALWAYS a F*cking Nissan Altima...","description":"\u003cp\u003eA Murphy’s Law Original dedicated to one of traffic’s most reliable warning signs: a beat-up Nissan Altima doing something completely unhinged. 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