It's ALWAYS a F*cking Nissan Altima...

A Murphy’s Law Original dedicated to one of traffic’s most reliable warning signs: a beat-up Nissan Altima doing something completely unhinged. This laser-engraved design features a battered Altima with front-end damage, a cracked windshield, missing bodywork, and a bonnet-wearing driver cutting through traffic like turn signals were merely a suggestion. Finished with bold lettering that reads “It’s Always a Fucking Nissan Altima,” it’s made for garages, workshops, offices, car people, and anyone who has spent enough time on the road to know exactly why this joke exists.