Waffle Iron Warning

A Murphy’s Law Original for the kind of day where every available option somehow sounds terrible. This laser-engraved wood plaque features a vintage-style waffle iron illustration paired with the line, “I’d rather slam my dick in a waffle iron.” Crude, ridiculous, and intentionally over-the-top, it’s made for garages, workshops, offices, man caves, or anywhere that appreciates humor with absolutely no interest in behaving itself.